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Offline C.D

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You know your game is in trouble when...
« il: 14 Giu 2005, 18:35 »
...when even your lead coder can't get better than 12% of the highest possible score on any level...
 
...when the producers, coders, and mangement all come out of the meeting room asking 'do gamers really want to save their progress in mid-level?
 
...when all work ceases and havok ensures because someone lost the company copy of Sam's Teach Yourself C++ in 24 Hours....
 
...when the lead developer asks if you know about any good web sites with source code...that he could cut and paste.

...when the designers are reading previews of your game to "get ideas"....

...when your computer illiterate producer walks in and says, "I think we could get a much larger target audience if we did the game in Java, since it's cross-platform..."

...when the lead programmer on your racing game drives a minivan...
 
...when the developers are reading the back of the box and muttering "when did we put THAT in?"

,,,when the lead artist exclaims in the middle of a design meeting, "Why don't we make a game where nobody dies?" and the entire room goes quiet...

...when one of your engineers asks, "Is that an explosion or a tree?".



L'unica cosa che mi viene in mente da dire è un telegrafico ed alquanto mmorpgico "lol". Se volete approfondire potete trovare il resto a questo indirizzo, scovato quasi per caso sulla rete. Una lettura simpatica per chi mastica un po' di engrish.
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You know your game is in trouble when...
« Risposta #1 il: 15 Giu 2005, 10:54 »
Pazzesco, visto che guardando il link si riferisce a fatti di vita vissuta!! :lol:

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....when your bosses look at your new, almost-complete DirectDraw game and say, "It has to run under Windows 3.1, too."

Naaaahh!!!

Considero i videogames un'immane perdita di tempo, un veicolo di fuga dal reale, nonché un pericoloso generator

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« Risposta #2 il: 17 Giu 2005, 22:57 »
Gran link  :D
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You know your game is in trouble when...
« Risposta #3 il: 17 Giu 2005, 23:29 »
ce ne sono un bordello  :shock:

questa:

"inserite nelle texture dei messaggi subliminali che dicono: questo gioco non fa schifo" :D