3... 2... 1... Fire!
Kero! Kero! Kero!
Iza Susume, Chikyu Shinryaku se yo
Ke-Kero, Kero!
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
Kiotsuke, me o kui shibare!!
Kare-no raisu o taki wasure
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
Tobi nottara ikisake chigau
Shyain ryokou wa Keron
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!
Gero! Gero! Gero!
Takaraka ni, Shyouri no otakebi o
Ge-Gero, Gero!
Harikitte Denwa ni detara fakushimiri
"Heisei" wa honjitsu yori "Keroro Gannen" de arimasu!!
Shikaku i tokoro wa maruku hake!
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
Ha migaki nara ichigo no kaori!
Keron wa uchyuu ichi, tabun!
A, eki kara gofun wa jitsu wa jyuu gofun!!
Sorejya-Sorujya, dotsukaresan!!