Il Dott.Hayword fa trucchetti magici per Laura e Donna.
They hear DOC HAYWARD in the kitchen. He walks in with a magician's
handkerchief. With a flourish he tries to pull something out of it.
Instead he stands there empty handed.
DOC
The red rose. Where is the red rose?
(frustrated)
You know the light at Sparkwood and
21? It worked right there. I just did it
right there.
Laura finds a cigarette finally and lights it.
DOC
(stands and stares at Laura
smoking)
Why is it that you can't smoke at your
home and I'm a doctor and I don't allow
smoking in my home and I let you smoke
in my home?
(CONTINUED)
**
August 8, 1991 64.
102. CONTINUED: (3)
LAURA
(smiling her killer smile)
Because you love me so much.
DOC
I do love you, you little smoking
whipper snapper.
Eileen Hayward brings out the muffins on her lap in her wheel chair.
All four have muffins.
EILEEN
These muffins each have at least seven
full huckleberries in them.
While eating Doc takes out a piece of paper and stares blankly at it.
The girls exchange glances about what Dad is doing as they chew on
the muffins. Doc is struggling.
DONNA
Dad, what in the world are you doing?
DOC
What the hell is this?
Donna peeks over his shoulder.
DONNA
It's a prescription.
DOC
Is it?
DONNA
Dad.
DOC
My handwriting is so bad that now I
can't even read it. You girls better
hurry up and graduate from high school
so you can take care of me.
DONNA AND LAURA
We'll take care of you.
They go over to Doc and give him a knuckle rub. Eileen laughs along
with the two girls. The phone rings and Doc gets it.
DOC
(on the phone)
Yep, she's right here, Leland...
(to Laura)
(more)
(CONTINUED)
**
August 8, 1991 65.
102. CONTINUED: (4)
DOC (continued)
It's for you. It's your father.
Laura goes tentatively to the phone.
LAURA
Hello...
LELAND'S VOICE
Time to come home for dinner, honey.
Laura hangs up the phone.
LAURA
I gotta go.
Donna leads Laura to the door. There is something wrong and Donna
is beginning to feel it. Donna tries to cheer her up.
DONNA
Goodbye, Muffin.
LAURA
No, you're the muffin.
Laura leaves. As Donna closes the door, Laura calls back to her.
LAURA
No, you're right. I am the muffin.
Truman canta per Josie.
140. EXT. CLEARING IN THE WOODS - DAY
SHERIFF TRUMAN and JOSIE PACKARD break from a kiss. Smiling, Truman
goes back to gently strumming his guitar.
TRUMAN
Josie, I think we should go public.
JOSIE
That would be wonderful, but it's only
been a year since Andrew died.
TRUMAN
What are you afraid of? What people
think?
JOSIE
I don't want to offend the customs of
your country.
TRUMAN
Believe me, Josie, you would not offend
the customs of this country. For
instance, I don't eat fish eyes.
JOSIE
Fish eyes?
TRUMAN
Even if it offended someone, I wouldn't
eat a fish eye.
JOSIE
Why wouldn't you eat a fish eye, Harry?
TRUMAN
I saw a guy eat a fish eye once in
Seattle. He was digging through his
food with his chopsticks for about five
minutes till he found the fish eye and he
dropped it into his throat. I guess it
must have gotten stuck in his uvula
because right away he started to have
trouble. His throat began to flutter
there like there was a wind blowing.
And he couldn't swallow and they rushed
to him and loosened his collar and they
were asking him if he was alright and
he started to turn blue and his eyes
started to roll back into his head and he
still couldn't get the fish eye out and
they tried to do a Heimlich maneuver. I
went over to him as they were
(more)
(CONTINUED)
**
August 8, 1991 87.
140. CONTINUED:
TRUMAN (continued)
preparing to do an emergency
tracheotomy. They were over him with
a knife when he suddenly shot the fish
eye out of his throat and right onto the
ceiling. Splat! It just stuck up there
and spread out. It was about the size of
a half dollar. And that's why I don't ever
eat fish eyes.
He plays the guitar for Josie. Then stops.
TRUMAN (continued)
I'm not saying it's right or wrong, it's
just the way I feel. It's the custom
thing I was thinking of. In America we
don't use any part of the fish but the
meat just to the side of the insides. We
throw away the tail, the rest of the
insides and the head.
JOSIE
I understand.
TRUMAN
We throw away the _whole_ head.
Il compleanno di Jhonny Horne.
170. INT. GREAT NORTHERN, BENJAMIN HORNE'S OFFICE - DAY
Open on Laura's picture on top of Ben Horne's desk. Then discover
that Leland is staring at Laura's picture.
Wider we see BENJAMIN HORNE trying to blow up a large rubber Indian
for his son JOHNNY. SYLVIA and JERRY HORNE stand nearby supervising.
Johnny comes up one inch in front of Leland's face.
JOHNNY
Happy Birthday, Johnny.
LELAND
Happy Birthday, Johnny.
Johnny moves to one inch in front of Jerry's face.
JOHNNY
Happy Birthday, Johnny.
JERRY
Happy Birthday, Johnny.
Ben reacts to a huge moccasin print in the middle of the birthday cake
in the middle of his office floor.
(CONTINUED)
**
August 8, 1991 99.
170. CONTINUED:
BEN
Why did we have to have the party here
in my office?
SYLVIA
Because Johnny wants it in your office.
What's so "private" "private" about your
office, anyway? Why can't we have the
party in your precious office?
JERRY
It's a lovely place for a party, Ben. And
look at the new decorations Johnny's
provided.
They look down and see Johnny's foot completely ringed in white
frosting roses. Frosted footprints trail behind him everywhere.
Johnny goes one inch in front of Laura's picture.
JOHNNY
Happy Birthday, Johnny.
Leland looks again at Laura's picture. He looks up at Ben.
LELAND
(oddly confrontational)
Don't you have a picture of Audrey, Ben?
That sets Sylvia off again.
SYLVIA
Don't you have a picture of your own
daughter, Ben? Where's Johnny's
picture?
(exploding)
And where's _my_ picture I gave you?
BEN
At the photographer's studio getting a
gold frame with floral monograms of
your birthday and our wedding vows.
Johnny moves one inch in front of Ben.
JOHNNY
Happy Birthday, Johnny.
BEN
(trying not to explode)
Happy Birthday, Johnny.
(CONTINUED)
**
August 8, 1991 100.
170. CONTINUED: (2)
JERRY
Johnny, Johnny... let your Daddy and your
Uncle and Leland talk.
(turning to Ben)
Ben... Leland, we can play the French
against the Norwegians. What do the
French love more than anything?
LELAND
(part of Jerry's presentation)
Boating?
JERRY
No.
LELAND
Hiking?
JERRY
No.
LELAND
Eating?
JERRY
You'd think so.
LELAND
Sex?
JERRY
You're getting warmer.
LELAND
Trees?
JERRY
Exactment. They are nuts about wood.
They get goofy over trees.
SYLVIA
I've never heard anything like this
before. The French liking wood anymore
than anyone else likes wood. Are you
three crazy?
LELAND
Sarah's cousin is French and she can't
stop talking about the trees around
here.
JERRY
History is on our side, Ben. It's no
accident that the great explorers were
(more)
(CONTINUED)
**
August 8, 1991 101.
170. CONTINUED: (3)
JERRY (continued)
named Hennepin, Nicollet, Marquette.
LELAND
They were looking for wood.
SYLVIA
(exasperated)
Oh...
As they talk Johnny circles the blowup Indian and with a mighty bang
pops it with his tomahawk. "Bang".
Scena inedita nell'ufficio dello sceriffo + Laura con Ben Horne.
171. INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFFS STATION, CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
TOMMY "THE HAWK" HILL, Truman and ANDY BRENNAN.
HAWK
Joey just called in. Bernie, the mule,
left Canada about an hour ago.
TRUMAN
Then stop watching Jacques and let's
set a trap for Bernie.
ANDY
He's coming in on foot.
TRUMAN
That's right, Andy.
(looks at him, waiting)
I guess you're saying there's an awful
lot of trails for us to cover.
ANDY
No, I was thinking what a long hike
Bernie has to make.
HAWK
(sensing an "Andy" situation)
I'll get on it.
172. INT. BEN'S OFFICE - DAY
Laura quietly lets herself in. Ben looks up, happy to see her.
LAURA
(very quietly)
I just wanted to say, "Hello".
BEN
You missed the party. Look at my
office. Come here.
(more)
(CONTINUED)
**
August 8, 1991 102.
172. CONTINUED:
BEN (continued)
He wiggles a packet of cocaine in front of her and she steps to him.
BEN (continued)
For a Kiss.
LAURA
Sure, I'd do a lot more than that for it.
BEN
Ssshhhh, your father's in the next
office. You should've seen him get upset
at Johnny's party about your photo here.
LAURA
He's always been jealous of you. You
know that.
She moves in closer and kisses him. He responds.
Dialogo tra Pete e Ed.
Pete Martell's POWDER BLUE PICKUP passes them going the other way.
We stay on the pickup as it pulls into Big Ed's Gas Farm.
180. INT./EXT. BIG ED'S GAS FARM - SAME
PETE MARTELL pulls into the station. Big Ed comes out to meet him.
ED
Hey, Pete. Can't believe your tank's dry
up at the mill.
PETE
No... hell, no. Just got in the truck,
started drivin', looked down at the
gauge and saw a big "E" starin' at me.
ED
You know what that Big "E" stands for?
Big Ed's Gas Farm.
PETE
Yep. You're right. That's why I'm here.
ED
What'll it be?
PETE
Fill 'er up.
ED
You got it.
PETE
I haven't got it yet.
Ed laughs.
ED
Nice night.
PETE
Yep...
(long pause)
(more)
(CONTINUED)
**
August 8, 1991 104.
180. CONTINUED:
PETE (continued)
Yes...
(another long pause)
It is.
Ed starts to clean his windshield. Pete points out something on the
windshield.
PETE (continued)
You missed somethin', Ed.
ED
(moving around, trying to see it)
I did? I didn't see anything.
PETE
Yeah... look in here. Look at it from this
angle.
Ed puts his head inside the truck.
ED
I see it.
(reaches up to touch)
Hell, it's on the inside, Pete.
(flips him the rag)
The inside is your territory.
Pete starts to clean the inside of his windshield while Ed returns to
work on the outside.
PETE
(as he cleans)
Even this heavy work beats being at
home with the old ball and chain.
ED
Brother, I hear you talkin'.
Dialogo tra Laura e Jacoby.
188. INT. DR. JACOBY'S OFFICE - NIGHT
JACOBY on the phone.
JACOBY
Laura, you didn't come and see me today.
LAURA
(in a whisper)
I couldn't it was Johnny Horne's
birthday. I promised I'd be with him. I
told you not to call me here.
JACOBY
A little trouble with your parents is the
least of your worries and something I
am certainly willing to put up with.
LAURA
I'm not.
(CONTINUED)
**
August 8, 1991 109.
188. CONTINUED:
JACOBY
Did you make me a tape?
LAURA
I already made you two tapes.
JACOBY
Laura, you have to deal with _all_ of this.
LAURA
I'm dealing with it, Doc. Big time.
Maybe I'll make you a tape tomorrow.
Goodnight.
JACOBY
Send me a kiss.
She hangs up.
Il Sig.Briggs legge la bibbia + scena inedita nell'ufficio dello sceriffo.
203. INT. BRIGGS LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Mr. Briggs is reading aloud to Mrs. Briggs from the book of
Revelations. As Bobby hears this he turns to Laura and makes a look
of horror which says, "Can you believe I live here". Laura smiles.
Bobby takes Laura to the door. He gives her a small kiss, "Good
Night". After she leaves he cuts back thru the living room and just
as he clears the room he lights up.
BRIGGS
(looking up from the Bible)
Robert, put out the cigarette.
And Briggs returns to the Bible.
204. INT. SHERIFF'S STATION, INTERROGATION ROOM - NIGHT
Sheriff Truman and Andy sit at the small table with doughnuts and
coffee. Andy monitors the radio. LUCY MORAN cuts thru on the
intercom.
LUCY
(over the intercom)
Sheriff Truman?
Truman hits the intercom button.
TRUMAN
Yes, Lucy?
LUCY
(over intercom)
Mrs. Packard called and said she heard
what she thinks could be a prowler
outside her house.
TRUMAN
Okay, Lucy. I better get on up there.
He releases the intercom button. But Lucy continues to talk over the
intercom.
LUCY'S VOICE
It's probably raccoons which is what it
was last week...
TRUMAN
(to Andy)
You stay here and monitor the radio. Let
me know right away, if you hear from
Hawk.
LUCY'S VOICE
And last week I thought of the same
(more)
(CONTINUED)
**
August 8, 1991 115.
204. CONTINUED:
LUCY'S VOICE (continued)
thing.
ANDY
Okay, Sheriff Truman.
LUCY'S VOICE
Raccoons remind me of my aunt who
lives in Wyoming where they have
raccoons, too.
Truman stands up, puts on his gun and leaves. Lucy's voice continues
as we watch Andy sit there alone.
LUCY'S VOICE (continued)
She couldn't get rid of her raccoons
because she made the big mistake of
feeding them albacore tuna. I don't
know why she fed them albacore tuna.
And albacore tuna is so expensive.
(voice raising an octave)
Sheriff Truman how did you get up
here?
Over the intercom Andy hears Lucy make a small hysterical cry. He
stands and runs from the room. Stay on the intercom. Lucy's voice
continues.
LUCY'S VOICE (continued)
Andy? Are you there? I am very
confused. Who am I talking to? Andy,
are you there?
205. INT. SHERIFF'S STATION, RECEPTION - SAME
Lucy gets up from the intercom.
LUCY
Maybe I'm alone.
(whispers, frightened)
Andy... where did Andy go?
She races from her station and collides with Andy coming up from the
interrogation room. They both scream.
Ed ora la scena che più di ogni altra vorrei vedere, che si collega all'ultimo episodio del serial!
232. INT. HOSPITAL EMERGENCY WARD - NIGHT
Annie is being brought in on a stretcher. A NURSE talks to a
PARAMEDIC as they rush her towards the emergency room.
NURSE
What happened?
MEDIC
I don't know. Sheriff Truman just
brought her in from Glastonbury Grove.
233. INT. THE RED ROOM
The Man From Another Place stands with Cooper.
MAN FROM ANOTHER PLACE
Is it future? Or is it past?... Do you
know who I am?... I am The Arm... And I
sound like this...
(CONTINUED)
August 8, 1991 125.
233. CONTINUED:
The Man From Another Place puts his hand in front of his lips and
makes an Indian Whooping sound.
COOPER
(looking at the table)
Where is the ring?
MAN FROM ANOTHER PLACE
Someone else has it now.
COOPER
That would indicate that it's the future.
MAN FROM ANOTHER PLACE
The later events have never been kept a
secret.
COOPER
Where am I? And how can I leave?
MAN FROM ANOTHER PLACE
You are here and there is no place to
go...
A pause.
MAN FROM ANOTHER PLACE
(shouts)
BUT HOME!
The Man From Another Place begins to laugh uncontrollably.
234. INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - NIGHT
A NURSE mops the sweat from Annie's forehead. Annie tries to get
thru to her.
ANNIE
My name is Annie. I've been with Laura
and Dale. The good Dale is in the lodge
and he can't leave. Write it in your
diary.
The nurse pats Annie's forehead and takes her hand. We see
_TERESA/LAURA'S_RING_ on Annie's ring finger. The nurse gently
slides the ring off Annie's finger.
235. INT. ANOTHER ROOM IN THE HOSPITAL
The nurse enters. With an anticipatory smile, then a selfish laugh,
she puts the ring on her finger.
August 8, 1991 126.
236. INT. HOTEL ROOM, GREAT NORTHERN - NIGHT
Doc Hayward and Sheriff Truman watch the door of the bathroom
anxiously.
TRUMAN
Coop... Coop...
DOC
Cooper are you alright?
Not getting any response Truman breaks open the door.
237. INSIDE THE BATHROOM
Cooper, in his pajamas, lies on the floor. The mirror above the sink
is shattered with blood all over it and the sink. Cooper smiles up
at them strangely.
COOPER
(smiling strangely)
I slipped and hit my head on the mirror.
The glass broke as it struck my head.
(laughs)
It struck me as funny, Harry. Do you
understand me, Harry, it struck me as
funny.
DOC
You are going right back to bed.
Doc and Truman help Cooper up.
COOPER
But I haven't brushed my teeth yet.
Cooper smiles at the uneasy pair.
